Flicking The Velvet

I can already hear “Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board” from The Craft Musicial being performed at every lesbian wedding this summer. - KT

How is it that I don’t remember this video? Seems like something I’d remember. -KT

For those like myself who are a little hard of hearing and a lot lazy on the reading of linear notes since the demise of physical album copies, if it weren’t for lyric videos we would never know what anyone is actually saying. I was doing pretty good with this one, but apparently missed the part about disappearing for weeks to “pout”. I couldn’t tell you what I was scrying this whole time in my car. -KT

There’s a brief moment in the new Evil Dead where two girls make out but it’s not sexy at all, even though it was pretty deep lez of Mia to say “I can smell your filthy soul” when she was clearly talking about Natalie’s crotch. Also, I’ve seen more blood on a Supermoon period. -KT

And this is why you should always video chat before meeting IRL and dropping L bombs. -KT

“After deciding to have a baby, a lesbian couple explores an experimental procedure that turns stem cells into semen so the baby comes from both.”-Netflix

I had the same idea for this movie, except it was sci fi and called Lezident Evil.-KT

It’s our Cotton Anniversary here at Flicking The Velvet! I got Erika some tampons. -KT

Hey Justin Bieber, NICE OWL TATTOO!!!! Did you stutter before saying “lesbian” because you are one? -KT

Friends With Kids—This movie is not funny or gay at all.-KT

Oh, look what leaked, and I’m not just talking about my vagina. You’re welcome. -KT

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Tegan & Sara - Closer

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