All I Want For Christmas Is You In light of The Biebs’ recent voice drop and mysteriously absent whispy bangs, I am torn as to whether he still fits under the lesbian umbrella. Either way, my little ‘N Sync loving heart SQUEEed like days of yore. Also, I miss the days when Mariah road roller coasters and swung on tire-swings. Sexy wallflower dancing is so played out. -ES
