How is it that I don’t remember this video? Seems like something I’d remember. -KT
Flicking The Velvet
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For those like myself who are a little hard of hearing and a lot lazy on the reading of linear notes since the demise of physical album copies, if it weren’t for lyric videos we would never know what anyone is actually saying. I was doing pretty good with this one, but apparently missed the part about disappearing for weeks to “pout”. I couldn’t tell you what I was scrying this whole time in my car. -KT
There’s a brief moment in the new Evil Dead where two girls make out but it’s not sexy at all, even though it was pretty deep lez of Mia to say “I can smell your filthy soul” when she was clearly talking about Natalie’s crotch. Also, I’ve seen more blood on a Supermoon period. -KT
And this is why you should always video chat before meeting IRL and dropping L bombs. -KT
“After deciding to have a baby, a lesbian couple explores an experimental procedure that turns stem cells into semen so the baby comes from both.”-Netflix
I had the same idea for this movie, except it was sci fi and called Lezident Evil.-KT
It’s our Cotton Anniversary here at Flicking The Velvet! I got Erika some tampons. -KT
Hey Justin Bieber, NICE OWL TATTOO!!!! Did you stutter before saying “lesbian” because you are one? -KT
The Switch: I’m attempting to watch one romcom a day for the month of February. That statement is gay enough to make my love of The Switch gay in it’s own right. I think I’m just drawn to their repeated use of gay phrases like ‘friend zone’ and ‘seed dad’ and the adorable child who thinks Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian. I assume my love of the movie is my babymaker’s way of telling me it’s time. That, or I secretly hope for Jason Bateman’s surprise insemination so that I will be whisked off to the Arrested Development premier where I will meet Portia & Ellen and become their third. Hashtag, biological clock dreams. -ES
The notoriously private star of The Beaver, Jodie Foster, used her Golden Globe Lifetime Achievement spotlight to confirm what most of us already suspected- that she is a MILF. Also, a big ol’ lesbo. Twitter grumblings were quick to follow but the only ones truely validated to question Jodie’s admission would be anyone who didn’t also struggle with their own coming out and K.D. Couldn’t-Pass-as-Straight-if-I-Tried Lang. And question she did. Personally, I say bravo Jodie Foster. I hear she went home with both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Pass it on. -ES
Friends With Kids—This movie is not funny or gay at all.-KT
